Torque Axino:Total Profesional

I drew Torque all totally serious and shit and then decided he needs FUNNY CHIBIS.

If you can't read the text, just tell me, I'll type it out. I think that my handwriting isn't THAT terrible, but that might just be because I'm used to it lol

Also AFRW SPOILERS!

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Okay, writing out the text because I'm even having trouble reading it.

On the coffee mug: #1 Presidential Candidate

The scene underneath: -Torque: "You can't take the government from me! I have a custom made coffee mug that says '#1 Presidential Candidate'!"
-Eris: "And I have a gun aimed at you heart. And a cape. Beat THAT Axino."

Torque at the podium: "My fellow Lunisions... um, Lunans? Lunars? ... CITIZENS OF LUNIS! (there we go)"

Underneath: "These posters are not sufficiently cheesy."

Torque with his secretary: -Secretary: "Mr. Axino-"
-Torque: "Coffee first, Gladys."

Underneath: "What do you MEAN I got a girl pregnant? Presidential candidates DON'T get girls pregnant! Especially not girls TWENTY years younger than them!"